Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."
by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011
John Carroll University is a private, Jesuit University near Cleveland, Ohio. Founded in 1886, the school offers majors in the liberal arts in addition to housing a nationally respected business school. Famous alum include Meet the Press host Tim Russert, former Dolphins coach Don Shula, and astronaut Carl Walz.
by imcominouttadaboof May 11, 2006
a slang term for Bergen Community college in Paramus, NJ.
Commonly used when others are naming their college, so the attending student can get by without using the phrase "community college".
Commonly used when others are naming their college, so the attending student can get by without using the phrase "community college".
Student 1: I'm going to the University of North Carolina
Student 2: I'm going to the University of Southern California
Student 3: I'm going to the University of Southern Paramus
Student 4: I'm going to the University of Delaware.
Student 2: I'm going to the University of Southern California
Student 3: I'm going to the University of Southern Paramus
Student 4: I'm going to the University of Delaware.
by Steph Zenn January 25, 2007
The University of Indians and Chinese is not a real college. It is a named often associated with the University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC). People often use this name to describe the real UIC because their are many Indians and Chinese. It is pointed out, however, that this usage is racists because there are many Russians and Filipinos there as well.
Example:
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to UIC.
Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?
Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to UIC.
Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?
Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!
by Todd W December 12, 2006
A public university of about 7,000 students located in Kirksville, MO. Founded in 1867, Truman State University has a long history of being recognized nationally for its innovative assessment program and commitment to providing a high-quality liberal arts and sciences education at an affordable price. You can find JohnnyC here, drinking and smiling with his friends.
-You're cute, you're smart, you must be a student at Truman State University in Kirksville, Missouri?
-Would you like to buy some meth?
-Would you like to buy some meth?
by JohnnyC February 08, 2005
Public college that says it has a “diverse" population. It spends way too much money on extra facilities to look nice on the outside while students complain about poor living conditions and everything being overpriced.
by margarita85 March 22, 2007
Saint Leo University is located in Saint Leo, Florida. (yeah in the middle of nowhere) Saint Leo University aka SLU aka Leo Land is known for the sluty freshman.. and of course the upperclassmen who take advantage of this. Saint Leo had a beautiful campus with many gators in Lake Jovita.. and there are signs on campus that say "Please do not feed or molest the alligators" Back when the drinking age was 18 there was 3 bars on campus and was rated Top 10 in Playboys Party Schools... even though it is a catholic school.. there are several playboy videos shot throughout the campus. One of the prettiest places on campus and at night one of the best places to burn on campus!! Most the time when your down there other people will come to the lake doing the same thing!! Its always cool when you can go to Ralph's and see some of your teachers..
Most people have a love hate relationship with Saint Leo.. sometimes its called Saint Leo High School.
Most people have a love hate relationship with Saint Leo.. sometimes its called Saint Leo High School.
freshman girl: You can spell slut without SLU!!!!! Gotta love that Saint Leo University
~~~~~
sketch kid: Dude put that out someone's coming.
** people come into view**
chill kid: Oh word! Whats good bra?
other kid: Oh ya know, nothing.. chilllin**
chill kid: Yeah bra, same here
**everyone burns together**
sketch kid: Dude im so hungry.. penny meal?
~~~~~
student: Dude Saint Leo University is the shit!!
~~~~~
sketch kid: Dude put that out someone's coming.
** people come into view**
chill kid: Oh word! Whats good bra?
other kid: Oh ya know, nothing.. chilllin**
chill kid: Yeah bra, same here
**everyone burns together**
sketch kid: Dude im so hungry.. penny meal?
~~~~~
student: Dude Saint Leo University is the shit!!
by Saint Leo October 07, 2011