uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

uncle scrooged

To be screwed beyond royal proportions.

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!

by Lightnin August 6, 2007

uncle-by-marriage

Uncle-in-law (only pibling's husband).

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

Uncle Berry

The act of shutting yourself after a night of binge drinking and Taco Bell.

Damn, he went and pulled an uncle berry.

by ChuggyB May 30, 2022

Uncle vic

A very nice lad , in other words the best fucking uncle ever.

“Uncle Vic is great with kidS!”

by Jsjshsh December 20, 2018