Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom August 02, 2008
A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
by yella fella February 08, 2011
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).
by balsac_hangzlo September 21, 2015
by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018
To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020