golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
by Thefanman January 04, 2016
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like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.
We are about to get like a willow tree!
by Choadzilla March 08, 2015
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tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.
"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"
by Alezis August 13, 2018
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Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.
Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree
by _Cozmik_ January 13, 2018
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Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 24, 2014
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tree kwon do

When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.
If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.
by Newman Chapport December 02, 2011
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teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.
''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''
by DaynaL. July 07, 2021
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