black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"
by Meowzic November 7, 2016

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
by c2l2 September 4, 2022

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

by lol893 July 8, 2024
