Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Frequently in protest.
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
Get the Branch Wankmug. when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
Get the miserable wankmug. A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
Get the Posh wankmug. by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017
Get the british wankmug. When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
by Joel6909 February 5, 2017
Get the sneak wankmug. by PugISuppose November 9, 2021
Get the Wank kneemug. This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.
by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005
Get the nanny wankmug.