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Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
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matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok
jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away
by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021
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matthew barbosa

matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily
by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022
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matthew davies

That weirdo matthew davies is a freak
by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022
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Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.
by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022
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Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids
"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
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Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens
Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol
by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022
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