dan mousseau

Excellence, superb, the definition of "the man". Widely attractive and intelligent.

You are an excellent human being, Dan Mousseau would be proud.

by Interesting facts May 8, 2018

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

Dirty Dan and the boohoos

A pathetic crew

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire

by Ron Rico August 24, 2023

Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))

"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."

by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024

Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020