Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 2, 2022

Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 20, 2020

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.

Fat cats create skinny cats

by End All Media February 8, 2021

Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).

Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.

by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 20, 2022

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

Cat Gyatt

If you see a cat walking with its checks out, holy is that hot. If your cat is flat, might as well send it to BHM

(Cat) Meow
(Me) that cats lowkey got a Cat Gyatt

(Cat) What the actual fuck

by fatterthanu September 9, 2023