Grand saline texas

A bunch of rednecks trying to be redneck by drinking keystone when in reality they should be drinking Michelob ultra.

“Let’s go ride lawnmowers”
Responds-“HELL YEAh”

Grand saline texas means a whole bunch of Fakes and a bunch of bs

by Grand saline texas January 17, 2020

Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.

Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.

by v4life68 November 9, 2012

Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.

by Montanak121 September 3, 2013

texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o

dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye

by daswagsack December 6, 2011

Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011

Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.

“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

by YaBoiiii100-31 November 3, 2019

Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.

I’ma Texas tornado twist yo ass girl

by Subdued October 9, 2021