Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

by apt279 May 16, 2019

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.

Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?

by circularvuse September 8, 2021

texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o

dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye

by daswagsack December 6, 2011

texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

by Armrx January 13, 2016

Texas drop em

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.

Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017