Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 02, 2018

jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut

He has such a jagged mountain

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Mountain soda

The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.

Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”

by Fillwred October 15, 2020

mountain bike girl

A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package

Boy “look at her”

Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”

by Miles2896 August 17, 2018

Mountaineer Mentality

If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.

Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*

by Dick334289 November 24, 2022

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator August 04, 2015