Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015

door

Every day, we actively engage with an essential and fundamental aspect of our lives. The door. This remarkable feature empowers us to effortlessly access new spaces and experiences, swinging open and closed. It's important to appreciate the significance of the everyday door; it symbolizes the abundant opportunities that await us, just beyond our grasp.

Guy 1: I'm gonna open the door and go outside.
Guy 2: See ya!
Guy 1: Then I will close the door.
Guy 2: Ok, bye!

by purple milly YouTube March 29, 2025

old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

by TMP's © November 7, 2014

Door Popping

Verb. Also known as do' poppin', the act of socializing away from home so much that one neglects her/his home, family, or other responsibilities.

Kendra stays door popping in the streets; so her mom has to watch the grandkids.

by roezdictionary October 9, 2019

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018

door hog

Rose Dawson.

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.

by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017

rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.

Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!

by Ash Z May 20, 2010