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Minge ninja

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess
by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021
mugGet the Minge ninjamug.

pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."
by PantsNinja February 8, 2015
mugGet the pants ninjamug.

Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.
Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.

Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!
by dorkwithpork March 14, 2014
mugGet the Fiesta Ninjamug.

Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.
by elpac January 21, 2021
mugGet the Ninja Beermug.

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014
mugGet the Ninja Dumpmug.

ninja hour

The beginning of ninja hour is signified by actions one attemps and succeeds where they would usually fail.
Brett just caught the pop bottle I threw at him behind his back! It must be ninja hour again
by PseudoVoid October 14, 2008
mugGet the ninja hourmug.

Ginger Ninja

Someone who is ginger and very fiesty
Livvy: ur so fiesty!
Lucy: it’s because I’m a ginger ninja
by GINGER ROCKS July 14, 2019
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