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Bro-Shake

A pact made within a group of bros. There are a few different occasions in which a Bro-Shake can be used:

-To verify and/or validate a vocal statement
-To solidify a dare of sorts
-To make a bet

If the bro shake is broken, the offending bro is therefore assigned a single Bro-Merit.

See Bro-Merit.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Stacy and I got it on last night; it was awesome!
Bro 2: Orly? Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: ... Oh alright, I actually just watched Stacy from her front yard...

Bro 1: Hey, that roof looks low enough to jump off of.
Bro 2: I dare you to.
Bro 1: Oh, yeah, I will.
Bro 2: Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 1: Aw man... naw...

Bro 2: I'll give you 50 G's if you bang Stacy tonight.
Bro 1: Oh hell yeah! Bro-Shake on it?
Bro 2: Yeah, because it's never happening.
Bro 1: Yeah...

Example of misuse of the Bro-Shake:

Bro 1: Dude. I had sex with Stacy last night.

Bro 2: Really? Do you Bro-Shake?
Bro 1: Yeah. I do. *Bro-Shake*
~5 minutes later~
Bro 2 (To Stacy): Hey, I heard you and Bro 1 got it on last night.
Stacy: Ew no gross. Never.

*Bro 1 is then assigned a Bro-Merit*
by Bob and Phil Industries December 13, 2012
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I've got so much shake in the street they measure my weight in Richter.
by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006
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To hang out and flirt with a group of girls. See if any of them like what you've got to offer.
"All the booze is gone.. you wanna go try and find another party? or we could just stay here and shake penis."
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Bro Shake

Slapping your hands together with a homie to shake hands.. But not the normal way, its a series of movements that would be hard to explain. You will know it when you see it.
Used extremely often in Saskatoon's WestSide
KaZ: Man i ran into like 16 bro's the other day and gave every single one a "bro shake".
Mac: That's respect homie....
OR
KaZ: Who the fuck is this kid?
Mac: I don't know, but he looks like a chump...
(No "Bro Shake" offered to the chump kid.)
by KaZPeR December 14, 2008
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shake

To bribe cops, feds, etc.
..he got arrested, they forgot to shake the cops..
by kevin ortiz September 7, 2008
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shaker

Slang word for wanker.
Also can be used in plural (shakers) or in verb form (shake)
I'm off for a shake, see you later!

(Hot girl walks past) Shake, shake!

Look at those bunch of shakers smoking!

Hey shakers, wats up??
by Von Lick-10-Stains August 19, 2007
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salt shaker

a dirty ho that has stds
that bicth is a saltshaker because she gave me an std and now it feels like i got salt on my dick
by tnutty July 19, 2004
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