speedkitten

A inbred trailer park guy who lets his girlfriend have sex with other men.

Speedkitten's a shitter fr

by gayspiderbrothel August 20, 2023

Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

Speed Limit Larry

A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.

Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry

by Goldendust September 19, 2023

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Speediness

The quality of being very fast or rapid.

Here are some other words and phrases that can be used to describe speediness:

alacrity
briskness
dispatch
expedition
expeditiousness
fleetness
hastiness
hurriedness
hurry
hustle
nimbleness
quickness
rapidity
rapidness
rush
swiftness
velocity

Speediness is a word! - Celeste

by TheExactaMount November 1, 2023

Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them

There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today

by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024