Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.

Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.

by Xtuomox August 24, 2019

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

stroodle smash

stroodle smashing is a term for shoving 8-12 squirrels up your ass and them clean your innards

"hey aaron want to stroodle smash later"

by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023

Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red

“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”

by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Smash

Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.

Smash wants to smash.

by Kurblu October 21, 2019