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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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Smash

by Tsunxmi October 8, 2018
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Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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Strip Smash bros

Strip smash bros(or strip smash) is a game of smash where when you lose a set you take a piece of clothing off till one side is fully nude.
"Yo babe want to play strip smash tonight?"
"No Bill I have things to do."
"Fine I'm playing strip smash bros with kevin.
by Smashbros official March 23, 2022
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fantastic smash

Person 1: Hey, I found your G6 keys you were looking for.

Person 2: FANTASTIC SMASH!
by doughnut1986 November 19, 2010
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Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.
"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."
by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014
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National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib
It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.
by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024
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