oscar-slap

when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep

Man someone oscar-slapped me once and I really thought it was their dick!

by The_Dude_reappears April 23, 2006

Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006

yolk slap

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)

Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap

by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007

spidey slap

N, a hand full of semen slapped across the face of a hoe, skank or fuck buddy... often results in heightened rage in the partner, but bitch I don't care.

V, to ejaculate into one's cupped hand, then spread fingers (the man marmalade now resembles spider webs) and slap one's female counterpart across the face. (spidey slapped, spidey slapping)

N,"Nice spidey slap!!, you really showed that bitch what's up"


V, "That bitch wouldn't swallow my cream fillin' so I spidey slapped the shit out'a dat bitch."

by 70741 DOM1N4710N May 10, 2008

Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018

Vuvu Slap

Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.

Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag

Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.

by BillyBobStellenbosch July 6, 2010