A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discoverymug. Self love: Self acceptance and appreciation for charactersic, looks, attributes for mental, spiritual, emotional, and physique. Through the flaws and all. It is basically loving yourself through it all because who else is gonna do it for you sweetie? Charity begins at home. Home is where your heart is at.
P.s: love try it someday
P.s: love try it someday
Insecure People: So you never went on a date?
Skyler: I date myself.
Insecure People: You never get lonely..
Skyler: I have self love, I can go places by myself and not feel lonely, unlike most. I like the way I am and if there was another pandemic. I wouldn't lose my mind having to put up with me because I do it already every day. It's a sense of holding yourself....
soo Nooooo. Plus I have Jesus smiling on me.
Skyler: I date myself.
Insecure People: You never get lonely..
Skyler: I have self love, I can go places by myself and not feel lonely, unlike most. I like the way I am and if there was another pandemic. I wouldn't lose my mind having to put up with me because I do it already every day. It's a sense of holding yourself....
soo Nooooo. Plus I have Jesus smiling on me.
by Skyler Jenkins August 5, 2025
Get the Self lovemug. When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
Get the Self-Tapping Screwmug. by montemoneyz October 24, 2022
Get the Self Lovemug. by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015
Get the self priming pumpmug.