rule 223

If its tall, it's probably Dutch

Person 1: Wow, that guy is so tall!
Person 2: Well you know what they say about tall things...
Person 1: Uhm, no i don't.
Person 2: Rule 223 implies that he is from the netherlands.

by Kleine_geitje March 16, 2021

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop

We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.

by Bugga April 4, 2006

The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

rule #421

If we cannot have the pot that you post on the internet, we do not care about it.

This guy posted a picture of pot on Facebook. Remember rule #421

by josh2hosj February 7, 2015

road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

by Who Cares July 25, 2003

The Aaron Rule

From Urban Dictionary:
The Aaron Rule: As made famous by Mr Aaron Graham (aka Semitence), an unpopular yet prolific gamer based in Melbourne Australia. The rule states that one must never listen to Aaron in any matters pertaining to game play, competitions of any sort or anything where he could potentially “win” or “gain” something. Care should be taken as seemingly good advice for the unprepared listener will always end up in unforeseen negative consequences to said listener and positive advancement of Aaron. This results in the shortened version of this rule (although technically incorrect) “never listen to Aaron”.

Aaron: “I think you’ve got a good move here... just move your warrior to the east.”
Players: “Remember the Aaron Rule!”
Player moves warrior west.

by Nach October 3, 2017