roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018

Rip lag

When one hits a bong and has already pulled off one's bowl, has inhaled all of ones smoke, but continues to inhale after the bong is cleared. May be due to wanting to hold in one's hit.

Isaac hits rip lag all day.

by Rip lag August 8, 2015

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016

Ripping on a rig

When your human pup takes a bong hoot (rip), then blows (or coughs) it in your mouth.

Wow Bob sure likes ripping on a rig, I haven't seen Bob in weeks.

by Dickbrains December 15, 2022

ripping the head off it

it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian

Kevin Bridges

There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.

by Contra1947 May 17, 2016

rip

a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."

thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.

by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020