Petty

Your Mom when she eats sugar

You: your gonna eat the whole box.
Your Mom: Shut the f*ck up
You: your being petty

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Petty

When max verstappen walked off the podium in Saudi Arabia

Red bull super fans are petty

by Michael massi December 23, 2021

Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

chloe pettitt

chloe pettitt is the best person ever ‼️‼️ she's the funniest and hottest person to ever exist and should get a reward for being the absolute greatest person in the universe cause you bitches could never 🤤👎

"hey do you know who chloe pettitt is?"
"oh you mean the hottest bitch ever?"

by sage <3 May 10, 2021

prettiful

Understood to be more beautiful than plain "pretty," but not gorgeous enough to gain the "beautiful" title. Cutsy way of saying "kinda hott."

Also can be used in describing objects, meaning that an object is very colorful and random.

"Oh my god, Kaitlin, he would never go out with me. He likes her. I mean, shes just so prettiful, and I'm just so...not!"

"Ooh, I love your shirt, it's very prettiful!

by Kira M. July 30, 2008

desert pretty

Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because guys don't get limp dicks when the fuck them. Chicks that are victims to being "Desert Pretty" are usually over confident...until they come back to the U.S. of A.

Soooo...I was thinkin' about hookin up with Sergeant Lapham.

Dude are you serious?! She's hardly desert pretty!

OR

So I fucked Jessica Lynch.

Allah akbar!! She isn't even desert pretty Habib! But she did get an award from the US Army.

by Task Force Swimley March 18, 2008