Potato counter

A person with Down syndrome

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.

by Countchoco July 29, 2014

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De Potato

The act of sending a really goofy photo of yourself looking like a potato to someone you didn't intentionally send to. You intended the photo to send to your best friend, but you sent it to your crush, this is shameful.

I am De Potato! I accidentally sent a photo of me pulling a face like a strained fish to John when I was supposed to send it to Lucy!

by One_Too_Psycho January 26, 2015

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potato cunt

What a woman calls the hoe who stole her man in a Hallmark movie.

"He's leaving me for that potato cunt!!!!"

by calico_kid December 4, 2016

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Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016

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Potatoe man

If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.

Girl 1: oh look it's potatoe man he's so hot
Boy 1: I wish I could be friends with potatoe man

by Potatoeboy456 October 9, 2019

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