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dick-penis

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!
by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008
mugGet the dick-penismug.

penis privilege

darwin watterson from the amazing world of gumball has huge scissors and will cut that limp 2 inch meat of yours if you misbehave. no cap
darwin: i CANNOT believe you ate my cum wraps. come here you sexy motherfucker, you have lost penis privilege.
by pierre poolwater January 26, 2020
mugGet the penis privilegemug.

Penis Chin

A chin that juts out in one direction that slightly resembles a penis.
Dude, that chicks penis chin made it so hard to make out.
by Marie Ressler December 21, 2009
mugGet the Penis Chinmug.

Penis Saber

A game typically played by 2 males. Both players stand in front of the toilet and start peeing into it. While peeing you must use your pee-stream as a light saber and clash against the other pee-stream. The first person whos lightsaber runs out of energy is the loser. Added points for sound effects.
Guy1: Hey wanna play Penis Saber?
Guy2: Only if I can be Darth Vader
by Sabazou January 3, 2009
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penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
by markunami March 20, 2007
mugGet the penis birdmug.

mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals
Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight
by Sas princess August 9, 2015
mugGet the mouth to penismug.

beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.
Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.
by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014
mugGet the beam penismug.

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