by jim34563434643 November 26, 2007
A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
by GroovySan January 01, 2008
guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!
guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 13, 2005
by Whichindianman January 17, 2009
a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.
Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.
Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
by MPants January 18, 2008
guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.
guy 2: Excellent!
guy 2: Excellent!
by TFer Rhombic March 20, 2008
This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.
Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
by 20Paige07 October 17, 2007