Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.

Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.

by Rahiim January 21, 2009

Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008

noobateur

Someone that is new at something and has no idea what they are doing, but has potential to learn

Originated from the root n00b

Not as harsh a connotation as its preceding morpheme due to the fact that it is combined with the word "amateur"; emphasizing the fact that, unlike the actual meaning of the word n00b, the noobateur has the capability and desire to learn whatever it is that they do not currently know

Noobateur: "We had to restart Resident Evil 5 on medium because it was too difficult on hard."

Complete Stranger: "Pshh...Noobateurs"

by 12345673000 March 20, 2009

Noob Fishing

Originally from the MMO World of Warcraft, involves the act of drawing noob players to you or a common object overlooked by seasoned players, can be considered a competitive sport by comparing the number of noobs each person has drawn to themselves/object

Fisher1:Haha look at these three noobs I caught with my green focusing lens

Fisher2:Thats nothing, look at the dozen I caught with my lightwell! HAHA

Fisher1:Thats a nice catch man!Great Noob Fishing here for shure

by Irish teddy bear April 1, 2009

Noob

right, i made up another meaning for it, it means not very nice person also horrible and meen! Everything about the meaning isn't good basically. Please use the word if your in a fight with someone, i would like it to spread though the world! please help me!!!

for example: go away you ugly noob!

- get lost noob!

- she's/he's a noob

by Callum Randle June 3, 2009

noob slice

in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face

1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane

by babykilla June 11, 2009

Noob

Someone who is new and slow.
Also known as a Rae

STFU you noob.

Stop being a RAE!

by Rae=Noob June 24, 2009