Meltan (not noah)

He's not Noah, he hates Noah. We don't know why. Some people say meltan is Noah himself. He is also very nice.

Meltan (not Noah) hates Noah.

by Goldstijn May 31, 2022

Noah

A person with an addiction. Who knows what it may be for

Fuck you, Kyle. Where do you even go at night? You're such a fucking Noah.

by NoahAKAAddictMan September 1, 2022

"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

Noah Schnapp

Just the best human alive.

You’re almost as funny as Noah Schnapp! Hey, I said ALMOST.

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Noah Woodham

He will never talk to your parents, we will only call you mommy, he watches anime, he’s secretly gay and dating his friends. He’s a little bitch. And he plays the victim.

“Don’t be a Noah woodham” #notachillguy

by Little skid kid January 29, 2025

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020