crap hits the fan

When your life circumstances were good, and then they just imploded, exploded, and eviscerated right in front of you. Leaving you not two steps up, minus one. Rather, when the crap hits the fan, you are stepless, and have to learn how to crawl. Once again.

Wow, the crap hits the fan when you can't pay your rent.

by Tamscot June 5, 2016

German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

Flamingo Fan Virus

A infection that spreads by people saying E as a joke. Once enough get infected, Flamingo from YouTube can cause raids of people spamming E, spreading the Flamingo Fan Virus even more. This virus does no harm.

John: E
Alex: E
Joseph: Stop, you’re going to give me the flamingo fan virus-
Joseph: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 7, 2021

Toxic Addison Fans

ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE MADE SO MANY PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE.

Im fine with Addison fans, except for toxic Addison fans.

by Toaster._.Bathing September 5, 2021

shit hits the fan

When something like a discussion or debate that is already heated eventually sparks chaos, usually due to none of the participants or anyone else calming things down.

Person 1: Now if you talk about politics in \b\, you should know that eventually, shit hits the fan, and you'll basically just be over.

by OoftheDoof! July 19, 2021

Fan Girl Euphoria

fan girl euphoria is when u freak out squeal and kick your legs in the air blushing uncontrollably

As I read my book I couldn’t help but be over come by fan girl euphoria when my otp (ur on urban dictionary look it up😒) became a couple

by Daddy_Curd August 14, 2021

among us fan

An Among us fan is a person who will see anything related to Among us and go crazy and believe it is the best game in the world.

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by Imperial_Drago June 21, 2021