can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Recon date

A recon date or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of becoming friends with a date in order to get invited to their social group events. E.g to find better looking options

I’m going on a tinder recon date with Dan tonight he’s not really my type but he may have some hot friends.

I’m going on a recon date with Lauren tonight she’s about a 6 but she may have a hot social group so I’ll become friends with Lauren in order to penetrate her social group

by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022

dating

also known as fucking

Amber Heard was dating Elon Musk while trying to reconcile with Johnny Depp, agent says

by ddt3 April 28, 2022

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016

pathosphere of simulacra dating

n.
The ambient emotional environment of modern dating applications, characterized by negotiation between curated digital personas that bear a tenuous relationship to the individuals controlling them, a condition in which authentic connection is systematically displaced by the exchange of idealized representations, creating a closed system in which copies interact with copies while originals remain inaccessible.

We've abandoned dating for the pathosphere of simulacra dating—a digital theatre where avatars perform courtship while their creators swipe alone.

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024