poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator August 04, 2015

Loon Mountain

Place where people from Mass buy houses and ski. Kind of fancy. No NH residents ski there.

Oh yes we drive from Newton MA to our house at Loon Mountain in New Hampshire.

by 603lord April 17, 2018

Hunter's Mountain

When the male appendage is so small, that an erection is often mistaken for a jessica's mountain.

He still has a jessica's mountain when he's standing up, oh my god, it's a Hunter's Mountain

by charliechan1122 April 16, 2010

Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

spruce mountain high school

Spruce mountain is a school filled with lowlife soon to be dropouts, and petty pick me girls

“i hate spruce mountain high school you all are a bunch of cry baby ass eaters who can’t do simple math”

by IDONTLIKEYALL November 11, 2021