When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
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I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.
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1. One who kicks the shit out of anyone from dale.
2. One who owns the dale.
3. One who beats the dalers in every sport and takes a fat shit on them.
1. One who kicks the shit out of anyone from dale.
2. One who owns the dale.
3. One who beats the dalers in every sport and takes a fat shit on them.
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