Michael Vick

aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico

1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.

Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.

Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.

(Stats accurate as of 2005)

Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid

Michael Vick by ic_stadium April 9, 2006

michael zakarin 

the REALLY COOL guitarist of The Bravery who plays electric guitar left-handed, and currently has long hair. He's also pretty short, and has a great sense of humor. He is Jewish and Italian, and very exotic looking too.

"Hey, I got to meet Michael Zakarin after the show last night! He's awesome!"

michael zakarin by ionica457 November 26, 2006

Michael Vick

The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.

Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.

Michael Vick by Scott Thomas IIII September 7, 2006

Michael Brown

The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.

Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.

Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.

"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"

Michael Brown by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006

Michael Baygasm

The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.

Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.

P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.

P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!

P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!

Michael Baygasm by Gasmed out October 13, 2011

michael ashworth 

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude

michael ashworth by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

Michael langdon

An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist

I wanna spread my legs for Michael langdon and be like hail saitan

Michael langdon by Surprisebitch November 4, 2018