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Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)
"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"
by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025
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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023
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dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.
by MEHmeh August 28, 2008
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Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022
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womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.
Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.
by Yungspecs May 20, 2018
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