mexican snowmobile

When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand

Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile

by ErrbodyInThe306 December 31, 2019

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

by shitstacey May 18, 2019

Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat

"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"

by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019

Mexican Firecracker

You turn into a Mexican Firecracker when you eat something that makes you sick and you end up shitting and vomiting (and probably praying for a quick death) at the same time...food most likely eaten in Mexico...

Dude, I ate some street tacos last night and they turned me into a Mexican Firecracker...

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.

My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.

by TrillGopher August 3, 2019

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

Mexican Shrug

A non-verbal body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s tribulations.

“When asked why the gentleman hit 13 parked cars while driving under the influence, he responded with the ‘Mexican Shrug’”

by Adub310420 June 4, 2018