Luke

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.

“Luke smashed his controller against the wall”

by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025

Luke

first to leave the discord call like a punk
Ugly and smelly
Really STINKY!!! EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cats HATE HIM

Luke: If I was a woman I'd let you get me pregnant.
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

Luke

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.

"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."

by Big daddy savage2180 March 7, 2017

Luke Chaney

A dipshit who doesn’t know what the fuck sex, sexiness, and retardedneds is. He is also very retarded and stupid like a cow going into a meat factory

Luke Chaney means a retarded person to hang around

by Pp sucker 12345 April 5, 2019

Luke

Lukes are the best people you you could ever meet. Lukes always have embarrassing stories and funny photos to tell and show you. If you go out with Luke he will make you laugh and you will laugh so hard you will go red. Lukes are so funny and sweet and kind and will always be there for you and will make you laugh when you are upset. Lukes are a must have.

Girl 1: Who is that dude
Girl 2: Oh thats Luke.

by Lemonlover77777 April 3, 2020

Luke

A cute handsome guy that has a great smile and very sporty and loves hockey. Usually has brown eyes and is sorta short and usually has a girl bsf and treats his gf like the best person in the world. He’s very loyal and you will immediately fall for him. If he likes you he probably won’t tell you but will tell someone else to tell you. Has a great sense of humour and treats girls amazing. He’s usually the popular kid in his class and and goes for the older girls. If you meet a Luke make sure to keep him.

Did you see that guy

Yea that’s my friend Luke

by Haley Silliker April 12, 2019

Luke Combs

A basement-dwelling neckbeard/brony who thinks he can make country music.

Dude, did you just look up Luke Combs on Google Images?
LOL he looks like a brony/neckbeard. Fucking gross.

by zarkman10001 December 23, 2023