July

July 26 is when the hottest people are born like Sandra Bullock, Elizabeth Gilles, Beckinsale and Roger Taylor

When is you birthday?
My birthday is July 26 and the hottest people are born this day

by Tobey is my name June 24, 2021

july 6th

The day someone whos name starts with g has to kiss someone whos name starts with L

*G kisses L*
L: why'd you do that?
G: Because it's July 6th!

by totally not a stalker July 3, 2022

July 27

July 27th is a date where all the prettiest girls are born on. If you are born on July 27th count yourself lucky, you’re absolutely stunning.

Girl 1: She’s born on July 27th!
Girl 2: Wow she really is gorgeous…

by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021

July 30th

National send your boyfriend your burps & a video of shaking ass

My boyfriend has a bump from July 30th

by GolfHoser July 29, 2025

julie

chopped as helllllll with a fine ahh sister in rick hansen chro (ps i go there hmu baby)

yooo !

yoooo whats up!

u look like julie

AWW HELL NAHHHH!!!!! zahra and rija better

AYY DONT FORGET ABOUT KEONAAAA

by JJJJJJJABBBBBBBBBB May 2, 2025

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022