Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.

Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"

by yamageke July 7, 2011

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play

person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin

by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

Hood

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest

How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?

by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023

hood rich

A message to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. A definition to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. Not Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". Not "Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich"." /

A bunch of people happen to be hood rich. /

by JordanJohnsonistheone March 23, 2023

Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.

Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.

by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023