House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

fun fetus

A fetus that is having a party. There are little dotz of the rainbow too.

Snoop dog:i heard gameria had a fun fetus inside of her, it was gonna have a fetus party, wanna xheck it out?

Frackledootle: Sure!.

by SniffingBigBlackHairyBallz October 25, 2023

something fun that includes 2 people

it's a way to say sex in a more not straight to the point way, as the person sometimes doesn't know what it is, and is confused.

Person 1: Now that we are together, let's do something fun that includes 2 people...
Person 2: Duelo maestro?
Person 1: HECK YEAH LET'S GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LEVEL!!!11!1111!111111!!!!!!!!11!111qQQQqeweaq

by pytschratchon November 5, 2023

money for fun

Basically, when someone has 'money for fun' that means they have a lot of money in which they can use to do whatever they want - also a very zesty rapper by the name of Drake made a collaboration with an artist and randomly said zesty "MONEY FOR FUN!" when he was spitting bars.

"I have money for fun."

by ImAlwaysSoTired November 7, 2023

The fun dip

When someone uses a male blow up doll's inflataweiner as a fun dip stick in protein powder.

My friend Sean said he uses the fun dip method before he goes to the gym.

by Speedguy70 November 13, 2023

Fun-size

Something or someone that is smaller/shorter than the regular size/height.

I'm not short. I'm fun-size!

by Evil Aloïs December 20, 2023

Fun Stopper

A condom of course! Raw is best! Risky is hot 🔥🥵

Thank God she's a horny cum slut with a breeding kink! Now I don't need a Fun Stopper!

by TN88 December 23, 2023