by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay
by jau n May 6, 2022
Get the Ethan Tmug. Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan believes chupacabras are real!
by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.
by mr fyb March 7, 2019
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is a keen explorer of life, he don't want to waste a single second. He spends most of my day planning ahead for his future while trying to stay on top of his physical and mental game. He's a well rounded guy, who is open to learning many things and is skill-full in many fields. He is also very aware of his surroundings, making me fit for a work environment.
Ethan is so grounded.
by fatmeadyColombian123 August 10, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. 