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Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.
Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019
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Nolightz just over dumble doors fence

Nolightz just over dumble doors fence When you walk to someone’s door knock and they answer with they’re dick in they’re hand
Nolightz just over dumble doors fence At the Kebin
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
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doggy to the back door

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.
She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.
by The Duke of Price Hill March 3, 2019
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Scubble Doored

by H3NtAiL0Rd March 18, 2019
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