Legion Air's disease

Pneumonia caused by taking too many flying classes.

Proper cockpit-pressurization may help student pilots avoid Legion Air's disease.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025

Osgood-Schlatter disease

German slang for deep throating addiction.

Also sound like ; awwgggawwgunslchaltssss!

Your Osgood-Schlatter disease is really flaired up, you get a raise at work? A reference to a chronic condition.

by Billnyecuminyoureye August 15, 2025

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

Mad Clown Disease

A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.

Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.

by Info2go August 28, 2025

Pepperoni Disease

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.

His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

by DuckCheese8675309 August 31, 2025

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease(DBM Disease) is what you get when you make out with someone who has recently had made contact with a butthole with their lips, or made out with someone who has DBM

Tyler: " yo Trevor did you hear Ricky made out with Carly"
Trevor: "yeah i heard she been eating ahh so now he got that Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease og"

by Dick156 February 17, 2025