Your Osgood-Schlatter disease is really flaired up, you get a raise at work? A reference to a chronic condition.
by Billnyecuminyoureye August 15, 2025
Get the Osgood-Schlatter diseasemug. See that person over there they have furburger's disease.
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves
by Xipbit April 1, 2017
Get the Furburger's Diseasemug. It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act or dress like the opposite gender, it is a absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
by unknown604 May 13, 2024
Get the rainbow diseasemug. by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014
Get the giraffe diseasemug. Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”
by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022
Get the Speedrunner’s diseasemug. When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.
Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.
by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014
Get the puddle diseasemug. Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug.