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Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.
Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!
by htikol April 21, 2010
mugGet the Poop stained corn muffinmug.

Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.
Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.
by haywired69 February 12, 2009
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Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)
My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!
by Mr. Noyb September 10, 2008
mugGet the Corn eyed shit rabbitmug.

Chili Cheese Corn Dog

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.
after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.
by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008
mugGet the Chili Cheese Corn Dogmug.
Something to say when someone is being rude or putting something in your face, and you want them to back off. Or when someone is coming on too strong with their attitude. Comes from the movie Nacho Libre starring Jack Black when his friend offers him a Corn-on-a-stick.
Hey buddy, check out this stupid thing on my phone...

Get that corn out of my face!
by Pendenga December 1, 2010
mugGet the Get that corn out of my facemug.

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
mugGet the i like candy cornsmug.

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
by MAD14 January 4, 2015
mugGet the my dick feels like cornmug.

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