Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.

Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!

by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010

bust a cookie

a midwestern word for u-turn

“okay up here busyt a cookie”
“you passed the turn are you dumb bust a cookie

by benoftheweek April 3, 2021

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

Fortuine cookie

Asian equivalent to craka.

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.

by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015

sweaty cookie

When you nut on the cookies you made with your mom

I made sweaty cookies with you mom

by Brock Mills September 20, 2016

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

by John Furydamn September 26, 2018