intention of chatting up to a girl
by Live Drop March 16, 2017
by Live Drop March 18, 2017
One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 06, 2019
the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.
Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.
by worldwide4445 June 01, 2022
Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from
Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...
Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...
Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
by help_me_omg November 01, 2023
Person 1: Man I met this fineee woman at the club last night
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right
by nahnowaythisreal February 23, 2024
When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta May 31, 2012