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Brandon

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.
Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon
by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024
mugGet the Brandonmug.

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Brandon McTurner

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy
by Bhustle August 20, 2024
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brandon and ryan

you are such a brandon and ryan man
by mememememem1234567 April 28, 2021
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Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 4, 2020
mugGet the Brandonmug.

BRANDON MCBRIDE

A LYING CHEATING UNFAITHFUL, MANIPULATING SELFISH,TRIFLING BEING, WHO WILL USE YOU TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ALSO AN EXTREME OPPROTUNIST AND A HOBOSEXUAL( A PERSON WHO ENTERS INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING HOMELESS) ALSO KNOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE CHILD BY MULTIPLE WOMEN WILL ALSO KNOWN TO CATCH AND PASS STD'S BUT WILL BLAME YOU KNOWING IT'S THEM. ALSO CLAIMS TO BE A MAN BUT REALLY A BOY RUN!
BRANDON MCBRIDE IS A MANIPULATING TRIFLING PERSON
by QUEEN85 October 12, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is a faggot
by buttermilkbackshots69 April 26, 2025
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