A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.
How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?
by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024
Get the Weird Beardmug. Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014
Get the IT Beardmug. Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up
Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012
Get the Beard-iditymug. A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
Get the Beardmug. 
Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
Get the mark-dot-beardmug. the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
Get the simone beardmug.