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ma balls

My balls, used to show dissaprovment or hate
Bob-"Those yankee game tickets were stolen"
Joe-"You can suck ma balls you lying sack of fuck"
by Giants8189 May 14, 2005
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Dusty balls

A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
by Shrekluvr69 April 26, 2016
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ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
by GroovySan January 11, 2008
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ball vacuum

This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.
Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.

When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
by 20Paige07 November 1, 2007
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the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.
Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.
by Patrick G. April 29, 2008
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Ball Eater

noun; One who engages in the act of fully inserting testicles into his/her mouth and suckling them.
guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!

guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
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ball famished

guy1: dude that girl was so ball famished she swallowed my balls
guy2: lucky bastard
by jim34563434643 December 26, 2007
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