bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Streaky bacon

Abnormally long vagina flaps

"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

by Hayhog October 2, 2025

The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

by Alkemu April 5, 2019

slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Electric bacon

Electric bacon, better known as a brain. Is called this for its similarity to bacon and being very electric

Hey bro, hows your electric bacon feeling?

Not great

by Heillhálfurheili November 26, 2021